Crappy Blog

cyberfricking:

i can’t stand when people are clingy but at the same time i need to be smothered in attention at all times

would you also draw me If I asked you
Anonymous

alicexz:

Of course

pureironimpala:

three word horror story: The beep test

misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

dinoduckqueen:

fishingboatproceeds:

highschoolcryschool:

fixed it.

Thank you

I thought this was cute aND THEN I SAW WHO WROTE THE COMMENT

dinoduckqueen:

fishingboatproceeds:

highschoolcryschool:

fixed it.

Thank you

I thought this was cute aND THEN I SAW WHO WROTE THE COMMENT

housewifeswag:

bayareamom:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

Wtf

this fucked me up

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

heyfunniest:

mlem mlem mlem mlem

heyfunniest:

mlem mlem mlem mlem

ben-c:

khaleesibeyonce:

for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com

OH MY GOD 3 OF THESE ARE THINGS I USED ON MY OLD BLOG HELL YEA IM STILL FAMOUS FOR THEM INSULTS