i can’t stand when people are clingy but at the same time i need to be smothered in attention at all times
three word horror story: The beep test
reblog if your dick is longer than your arm
I thought this was cute aND THEN I SAW WHO WROTE THE COMMENT
do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again
this fucked me up
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
mlem mlem mlem mlem
for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com
OH MY GOD 3 OF THESE ARE THINGS I USED ON MY OLD BLOG HELL YEA IM STILL FAMOUS FOR THEM INSULTS